Santa (Pappu Se Bola): Pappu Ek Achchha Shisha Leker Aao Jisamen Mera Chehra Dikhai De Pappu: Papa! Abhibhi Main Sab Dukanon Par Dekhkar Aaya Sabmen Mera Chehra Hi Dikh Raha Tha
Adhyapak: Agar Tumhara Dost Aur Garlfrend Kisi Kashti Men Doob Rahe Hon To Tum Kisko Bachaoge? Pappu: Marne Do Donon Ko... Adhyapak: Kyon? Pappu: Sale Donon Ek Sath Kashti Men Kar Kya Rahe The?
Pappu Apne Pita Santa Se: Papa Mujhe Motercacil Leker Do Santa: Bhagwan Ji Ne Do Tangen Kis Liye Di Hain? Pappu: Ek Taang Kik Marane Ke Liye Aur Dusari Giyar Dalne Ke Liye
Pappu: Maa Papa Bahut Hi Sharif Hain Jito: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Papa Jab Bhi Kisi Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekhte Hain To Apni Ek Aak Band Kar Lete Hain
Pappu Pahle Din Skool Gaya Techer: Aaj Aapka Skool Men Pahla Din Hai Kuch Puchna Ho To Puch Sakte Ho Pappu: Yaha Chhuttiyan Kab Se Shuru Hongi?